Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.
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Base Game
All The Goat!
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
64
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GoatQueen
Become the Queen of GoatVille
85
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Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
84
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What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
84
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Angel Goat
Do no evil
80
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Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
77
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Demogoat
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
80
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Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
79
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LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
78
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Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
78
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Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
79
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Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
74
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A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
78
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Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
78
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Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtle
77
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Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
74
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Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider
72
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Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
73
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A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
76
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Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
73
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Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
73
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Around the World in 5 Jumps
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
72
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Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
69
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Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
72
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The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
67
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Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
72
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One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
73
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Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
70
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Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
71
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Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
72
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I freaking love goats
Find all collectibles on level 2
69
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Group 001
Boat Ride
Enjoy your trip
40
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Elf Street Boys
Baa with the choir
38
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Excaligoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
39
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Jörgen
Jörgen
39
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Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
39
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Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
39
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Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
38
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Not Again
Get deviously trapped again
38
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Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
39
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The Charter Trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
38
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Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
38
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Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
39
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Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
44
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Group 002
The Goa'th Ammendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
30
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Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
30
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Survive for your Life
Survive 10 days
34
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Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
35
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A New Challenger Has Appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
30
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Warm Bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
33
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Too Much Fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
32
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Goat From Above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
32
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Look at it Go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
32
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Shattered Dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
32
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Don't Starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
33
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Hang Tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
33
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Big In Japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
33
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Group 003
You Raise Me Up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
38
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Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
37
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Bounce It!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
38
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Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
37
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Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
37
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Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
38
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GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
37
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What’s The Count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
38
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Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
37
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Plentiful Masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
38
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The Song Of My People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
38
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The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
39
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Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
38
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Group 004
Use The Sword, Goat
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
34
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Be Not Afreight
Destroy All Freighters
34
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Ruler Of the Seven Skies
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
34
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Bacon Marauder
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
34
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What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
34
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NERD!
Find All Collectibles
34
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I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire
Gather $1000000
34
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My Little Brony
Find All The Pony Horses
34
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Testaholic
Complete Test Chambers
35
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It's Working... IT'S WORKING!
Run Wild With The Podracer
34
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Fund This!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
34
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Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey
Visit The Badehaus
35
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The World Is Your Canvas
Tag 10 Walls
35
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Stay in the Cabin
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